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 It
didn't seem like much of a choice to the Tribal Council this
time around. With alliances rapidly forming then crumbling
almost as quickly, it seemed like Jim Corrigan was destined
to be the second castaway voted off the T.J. Hooker Survivor
island.
"Even
though Jim and I have been romantically linked in the past,
I still couldn't bring myself to vote for anyone else,"
Stacy Sheridan said after the vote. "It was a combination
of lots of things. The singing was really getting to me. He's
no Vic Fontaine, you know. And we all have problems with our
hair on the island, but . . ."
 "I
won't stand for anyone spreading head lice," T.J. Hooker
spat after the vote. "I run a tight ship. Personal hygiene
is a big part of the picture."
"Jim
and I have had our scraps before," Vince Romano said.
"But this went beyond personality. I was scared of getting
cooties."
Mysteriously,
Jim's ceremonial torch snuffed itself out during the vote,
leaving host Jeff Probst slackjawed when it came time for
Jim to leave the Tribal Council area.
With
only three castaways left, the competition should become brutal
in the upcoming games, like the Simon Sez marathon and the
Tic Tac Toe tournament, both scheduled for next week. With
such rewards up for grabs as a bucket of Loréal hair
care products and tubs of Promise margarine, the battles are
sure to be fierce.
FINAL
WORDS: Jim Corrigan
 "I
think I was treated a bit unfairly.
I mean, just because I tried to cover up the fact that I had
developed head lice – that was no excuse for Hooker to
wrestle me to the ground like that inside my tent, manhandling
me until I begged him for help for a problem I didn't even
really think was that bad. If he was so concerned about my
hygiene, why would he risk touching me so much? Lice spreads
fast, you know. I think he just enjoys roughhousing a little
too much.
"And
people might have complained about my singing, but Romano
was dancing around, every morning, like a regular Denny Terrio.
It made it extremely difficult to sleep. There's no love lost
there.
"Stacy
didn't need to act like such a jerk either. Her constant obsession
with her hair gets to be way too much. Whining about split
ends this, split ends that. I hate it! Things just won't be
the same once we're all back home doing our jobs. You won't
see me pulling her out of any more burning squad cars, I'll
tell you that much!
"Just
wait till the final Council, when all of us who got voted
off get to come back and decide the winner. That'll be a real
hum-dinger, daddy-o!"
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